Humorous Joke I Snagged from a Friend’s Facebook

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased...