If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you would have $49.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer and then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.